Making his home in the pyramid found in Aztec Acres, the being called Quetzalcoatl is a fickle and difficult being to deal with. It sleeps sometimes for days at a time, and when it is awake demands “tribute” in the form of a live cow. It offers cryptic “wisdom” at best and the more people interact with it the less people believe this is the true god of legend, or if it is it was highly over rated in terms of his contributions to various meso-American cultures.

Quetzalcoatl loves sitcoms, it especially loves old episodes of Seinfeld, Night Court (both iterations), Cheers, Golden Girls, Designing Women, Punky Brewster and ALF.